I want you to stop worrying about your
job. I want you to quit fretting over college
bills; and utility bills; any bills. I want you
to stop.
Why?
Because you're wasting your time, that's why.
In case you haven't heard, the world is going
to end in 2012. Specifically, December 21, 2012.
Talk about a bummer Christmas, eh?
Apparently the ancient Mayans predicted this
centuries ago. Something about a long-count calendar
that measures 5,126 years and, wouldn't you know
it, resets in 2012.
Early biblical codes in the Old Testament also
point to some cataclysmic event in 2012.
There's even a book out on the subject that's
quickly climbing the charts, "The Complete
Idiot's Guide to 2012."
I was reading in The New York Post this past
weekend there's this Belgian guy who's already
quit his job and just started taking really cool
trips. "The best thing you can do now,"
he says, "is stop working and go on vacation."
And if he's right, don't fuss with the American
Express bill to pay for it. Because things will
start getting very weird, very soon.
There'll be an increase in solar activity that
will cause the earth's magnetic poles to reverse
in December, 2012.
Then get ready for earthquakes and floods. And
more than half the world eventually frozen over
— except for much of Africa, which should
dodge the doom then, so look at Africa as a fantastic
real estate investment now.
End-of-the-world panics have been predicted before,
of course. One had it that in the year 1000 A.D.
— Christ would return and he wouldn't be
happy. Well, he might not have been happy. But
he didn't return then. Maybe in 2012. Who knows?
This much I do know: If the world is but three
years away from being a memory, maybe make those
Visa bills a memory too. A good foreclosure process
takes years, so maybe stop paying your mortgage
too.
Frankly, I think Congress already figured this
out. No wonder they're spending so much without
a thought about how they're going to pay for it.
They know they won't have to!
So we might as well spend it and party with it
like it's 1999 — plus 13.
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