It’s the end of the world
as BUTTERFINGER knows it! Counting down the
days to the Mayan prophecy predicted for December
21, 2012, Butterfinger today embarks on a nationwide
tour with the Butterfinger BARmageddon News
Network (BBNN) news van.
Built to collect evidence, the
BBNN news van features state-of-the-art news
equipment and never-before-seen devices with
potentially supernatural capabilities. Armed
with early evidence of BARmageddon, such as
video of last month’s bizarre crop circle
inKansasto eyewitness accounts of the disappearance
of Butterfinger candy bars, the BBNN is taking
the strange tales fromManhattan,Kansas, toManhattan,New
York, the media capital of the world.
“Since April 1st, we continue to hear
more and more stories about strange occurrences
involving Butterfinger that seem to be related
to the end of the world,” said Butterfinger
brand manager Jeremy Vandervoet of NestléUSA. “Butterfinger
is on a mission to tell those stories and uncover
who is laying a finger on everyone’s
beloved candy bar. What better way to engage
with Butterfinger enthusiasts, conspiracy theorists,
and news hounds alike, than a real-life, roving
news network that keeps us all connected and
informed as the end of the world draws near.”
A news network like no other, the BBNN is
dedicated to uncovering real-world footage
of BARmageddon perils – any evidence
of the end of the world and to uncover the
truth behind the recent Butterfinger bar disappearances
across the country. Interviews and incredible
stories will be available to the public via
exclusive BBNN reports within the BBNN on Yahoo!
Screen, Yahoo!’s video destination. Viewers
can access the BBNN subpage on www.ButterfingerBARmageddon.com.
The BBNN news van will travel
North America from coast to coast, making
stops along the way at the United States’ kitschiest—and
sometimes most revealing—roadside attractions
and unexplained mystery sites, including
Roswell, the Petrified Forest in northeastern
Ariz., the waterfront Blue Whale structure
of Catoosa, Okla., and the world’s
largest basket in Newark, Ohio. The BBNN
will operate with two expert conspiracy theorists,
Jason and Adam at the helm, ready to keep
Butterfinger fans everywhere informed about
potential threats to their beloved bars and
reveal evidence of the end of times. Along
the way, lucky consumers who spot the van
will get a chance to try the new Butterfinger
Bites, easy to eat bite-size pieces of the
beloved Butterfinger candy bar, perfect for
road trips.
The final stop for the BBNN will take place
on the west coast in mid-July, when masked
men and the true geniuses behind every known
conspiracy theory in the world convene inSan
Diego, at the largest comic book convention
of its kind. There, Butterfinger will reveal
its latest BARmageddon news and findings.
Among the exciting news stories to be covered
by the BBNN – strange weather patterns
taking place the world over, a troupe of
Silicon Valley moguls declaring intentions
to extract water and precious metals from
orbiting asteroids, a 150-pound, 450-million-year-old
fossil nicknamed “Godzillus” that
has scientists stumped over its ancient origins,
and of course, the unprecedented disappearance
of Butterfinger bars from four well-known
cities – Milan, Moscow, Montezuma and
Manhattan – coincidentally occuring
as the world’s first crop circle featuring
a Quick Response Code (QR Code) appeared
in the center of a Manhattan, Kansas wheat
field. Butterfinger fans and conspiracy theorists
with any BARmageddon stories to tell or end-of-the-world
mysteries should submit their news tips to
the BBNN at Facebook.com/Butterfinger.